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Hollywoods Awaits UK Star James Henri-Thomas

Hollywoods Awaits UK Star James Henri-Thomas
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HOLLYWOOD AWAITS UK STAR JAMES HENRI-THOMAS

Yes, we heard all about it. James Henri-Thomas is coming to town and we had better watch out for him. He looks like a nice enough guy, alright, so what’s the big deal? Oh, he’s that good? You think that he could ruin it all for everybody else? You mean that if he’s in the same audition that I’m in – I’m going to lose the role to him?

This is just too much to even ponder at this point. I mean, James, (may I call him James?) hasn’t even touched down in Los Angeles yet and we’re all worried. I know. I said I know that he’s a great actor. I know that he’s had years of intensive training at some of the best institutions in the UK. I know he told that beautiful Australian interviewer that he was coming over to Los Angeles to take advantage of film opportunities. What does all that mean to us? Should we and all the other actors in America be afraid of this James Henri-Thomas? Is he that big of a threat to us?

Oh, he is? Okay, then… what are you going to do abut it? You’re moving to New York? That’s three thousand miles away, for crying out loud! Oh, I see. You will be three thousand miles away from James so you won’t even see him at any auditions. That’s a good idea! Wait… what if he flies to New York for an audition? You’ll go to Puerto Rico? They make movies there? Oh, little movies in Spanish, but they have plenty of stage productions. When did you buy that Spanish for Dummies book?

Well, I for one am not going to let James Henri-Thomas intimidate me into leaving Hollywood. I was here first and I intend to stick it out no matter what comes. Even though James has been in too many plays to count and has been in some high-quality TV commercials and films, I – simply – am – not – worried. I am going to go on with life as I know it. Even if I have to audition, knowing that James is waiting patiently in the next room for his turn, I am going to try my hardest to get the role I auditioned for. On the other hand, can I borrow you Spanish book?